cinephile, tv junkie, wizard.


when ur group of privileged friends are laughing about something terrible and offensive


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Philosopher’s Stone deleted scene

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i love this fuckin nerd


Piper Chapman comebacks
1x11 | 2x11

Chris Pratt and Dylan Prunty Recite Lines from “The LEGO Movie”

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Me: ah, yes. Home alone. I can do whatever I want!

Me: *turns TV up a couple notches*

Me: *watches YouTube videos without headphones*

Me: getting crazy up in here



friendly reminder that this man is that man


I will always remember you Ab-less Pratt 

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Our booth was wherever the five of us were together.

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Parks and Recreation + TV Tropes | Running Gag (Bert Macklin)
"I was the best damn agent they had until I was framed for a crime I didn’t commit: Stealing the President’s… Rubies. Now I work alone."

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"We’re walking down the street in New York and in New York the paparazzi guys sometimes ride around on bikes and they ride ahead of you and get to the end of the block and start snapping pics and they want to get you picking your nose or whatever.

"So I said to Bateman ‘Let’s have fun at their expense’ and just grabbed his hand. Which he was way too cool with. Sweaty palms, I’ll just say that. I feel like his internal monologue was ‘Finally…!’

"I wanted to make it look like we were just two guys out doing a little afternoon shopping in the Village, which is… actually what we were doing, so who’s the joke on…

"By the way, you can tell by the photo, I’m the top. Obvie." - [x]


this is the greatest poST IN EXISTENCE

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